Red and Blue accept Zeus’ challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
Dick Figures – ‘Zeusbag’

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.
Dick Figures – ‘Planet Asshole’

Dick Figures Spoof Modern Warfare 3! After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
Dick Figures: ‘Modern Flame War 3′

Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on… the Official Music Video for “Bath Rhymes” is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it.
Dick Figures S2 Ep10: ‘Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)’

After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
Dick Figures S2 Ep9: ‘We’re Cops!’

Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
Dick Figures S2 Ep8: ‘Sex Marks the Spot’

Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
Dick Figures S2 Ep7: ‘Y U So Meme?’

Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink’s bountiful treasures.
Dick Figures S2 Ep6: ‘Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada’

Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
Dick Figures S2 Ep5: ‘Fang Angels’

Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.
Dick Figures S2 Ep4: ‘Lord Tourette’s Syndrome’

Red and Blue’s hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole
Dick Figures S2 Ep3: ‘Butt Genie’

Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
Dick Figures S2 Ep2: ‘Camp Anarchy’